Why 3D Films Aren't ALWAYS a Good Thing...

Just a thought to share with you what I think the future of film will be like:


Me: "Hey, this should be awesome, Watchmen in widescreen 3D!"
Friend: "Sounds cool, shall we go tonight?"


A few hours later, at the cinema:


Me: "This looks fantastic, it looks like you can reach out and pull Rorshach's mask off! It looks that real!"
Friend: "Yeah, look at that huge Dr. Manhattan! He looks like he's standing right in front of my face!"
Me: "He's turning around..."
Both: "UUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!!!! ARRRRRGGGHH! ARRRRRGGHH!!!"
Me: "It brushed my face! IT BRUSHED MY FACE!!!"


Enough said...