I'm an adult... honest

I'm often asked why I don't drink many hot drinks. Well, part of the reason is because -- despite popular belief -- caffeine is not particularly good for you and I'm not a fan of those alternative drinks with twigs in them.

The other part of my reasoning is because unless the drink is served in one of the following two mugs, I'm not interested:

This is my awesome metal mug which keeps the heat in and yet ensures that your hand is not scalded. Also it is shiny and looks like something you would see on the set of Star Wars. Science makes good drinks.

This mug has dinosaurs on it. Therefore all other mugs are shit.